Ok well my cat was in my computer chair and I said, "Hey fatso, but you're not so fat, get out of my chair so I can sit down." Then he meowed, which in English meant "Never! For I want to rest my lazy bottom on this here chair and roll around in it to make you mad." Then I said "the chair or your life!" He meowed which in English meant "you're bluffing." So this is what I did, I lifted the chair so he would get off, but I dropped it on accident and it hit my kitty Slim in the face, and he got knocked out for like 5 minutes.. IT WAS SO FUNNY!?!?!?!?